Please Decorate Responsibly

Tonight, while you're out ringing in the new year, please be considerate of your fellow cake lovers.

Please, don't drink and decorate.

Don't let this happen to someone you love:

(Lest you incur a pox on your crudely drawn wine glasses!)


Thanks to Jan F., who plans to confiscate everyone's piping bags before serving the champagne tonight. Good plan, Jan, good plan.

- Related Wreckage: Why You Don't Raid Other People's Refrigerators

Hepi Niu Yerr!! 2010 Here I Come!! =D

Hey Khai Wei, am sorry I forgot to mentioned the part where I met you and your family at Thai.
Haha. Yeahh.
Such a coincidence. Met him three times this year during holidays already by chances.
LOL. Primary friend =)

Neeways.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU FRIGGING PEOPLE!!
2010 HERE WE COMEEE!!
Don't wanna get drunk LOL





It was so amazing. So wonderful.
The moment I first saw him. I knew it!
I'd give anything to see his face again and his slow, gorgeous smile!








Yes people
It's new year and I'm soso in love right now [swoons]


P.S How could I've been so blind?!

P.P.S I want HIM!!! =(


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie

Way to "Go," Dad

There are no words....

to explain these words:


My, my. "Daddy" looks rather flushed, doesn't he?

Frankly, I'm not sure which would be more disturbing: a father giving this cake to his daughter, or someone referring to any kind of toilet activity as "daddy love." [gagging] Yeah. Ok, well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go hack up a hairball now.

Solli S., you're #1 in my book. (And #2 in "Daddy's.")

- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do

YAWN

Slept so late last night
Result?
Headache. Wonderful headache.
Always makes me regret of sleeping so late.
I'll never learn my lesson though. LOL.

Sooo
this is it people.
Last day of 2009
My, my, aren't we ALL getting older and older?
=D
As Waynie says via FB
"
2009 is like the woman you met at the bar and slept with for a night and sneaked out in the morning, now 2010 is going to be her sister but you just don't know it yet. So stick your middle finger at 2009 for the wild memories we had last night, and as 2010 approaches, lets just hope she ain't as bitchy :)"

I still remember when I was young
whenever I got this cut or injuries
I'll be proud of it =='
not to say I'd hurt myself just for the pride [ain't a psycho!]
Conclusion?
I like getting hurt. I mean. Physically.
Weird. Now no more. I think =D

Just saw this video on FB
Go check it out, its in my link. FB profile anyway.
Some people were fooling around with a lil kid
They make that kid fall into a pool, and start pulling the kid out of the water
and push him/her into the pool again.
Morons. Definitely heartless creatures.

Esther Yip is leaving on 26th Feb.
I'm gonna mish her so so much. =(
And now I have no idea where the hell is Waynie =='

Gotta go now! Lunch time =)


Cross my fingers for me that I would able to make it for the Sleepover at Nicole's.
Hearts yyou!


P.S Woots!! Feeling High =D

P.P.S Stop trying. =)


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie

Friends <3

Love meeting up friends whenever and anywhere
There's a party at Chia Ting's house now
Can't go =( am sorry!!
Another party at Nicole's house tomorrow night
Will try to get myself there after the dinner with my cousins
Wish me luck!! =D
wanna sleepover!!

Speaking of sleepovers
This sat will be having one again
=)



Was reading this book, when Beng text me and said he's just outside my house
So we went to find Nicole [HUGGIES]
Me on my Bicycle, Beng on his Bike. [jealous. grrr.]
Damn, it makes me feel so slow =='
But gosh, how I love it when the wind is in my hair
even just for a few seconds!
Going down the hill on a bike is definitely something worth doing =D

Nicole wants to know where Wilson's stay, we went to his house and called him out
Nothing much, we just talked
Wilson went back to his house, and the next stop is Ve's house LOL
Nicole went back soon tho, and Beng couldn't find me and Ve [we two were walking around]
so he went back too
Out of sudden, there's this car honking madly at us
We turned and saw some weirdos waving at us, then they start throwing free money..
Hahah. I wished.
It was just Hean Tee, Daniel, and some other of them
I guess they were heading to Chia Ting's house?
Not sure. But. Whatever. LOL


LaLaLa
Tomorrow will the be the last day of this year
How those everyone feels?
I don't know about me. I guess I'm feeling sorta sad.
That I'm one year older. =(
Gosh. I'm not sure whether I'll make it or not.
My studies I mean.
Ahhh. Whatever. Am not in the mood to do deep talking now.


The reason I never want to on MSN cause it frigging irritating
and super stupid
it just makes my stalker stalks me MORE
Speaking of stalker, he went a lil off lately
Oh well, ain't my problem.



P.S Dear Stalker, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! AHH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! [if there's one]

P.P.S There this guy who says my eyes, look like cat's eyes. Wth? He say its a good thing though. LOL.


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie

American Super (Sized) Heroes

Americans, by and large, are fat. I'm an American, and I'm fat. Together with 64% of my fellow citizens, we're taking over the country, one chocolate-covered bacon maple donut bar at a time. Rather than get all down and out about it, though, I like the bakeries' approach: simply upsize all of our childhood icons to fit the times!

Whoah. Uh, Spidey, listen: I'm all for embracing your body image, but at some point spandex stops being your friend.


"Something seemed fishy about Nemo's new 'power diet.' And where was Bloat the puffer fish, anyway?"

I suppose Cookie Monster has the best excuse for being a bit blobbish:

Still, I'm guessing this was taken during his "Robert Downey Jr of Cookies" years.


Hey, Mickey!
[singing] "Oh, Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
You're blocking up your heart
when you eat up all that ham!"


And lastly, here's one for us plus-sized princesses:

"Tink noticed it was taking a lot more pixie dust than usual to get off the ground these days. Peter, wisely, said nothing."


Remember, Melissa W., Jen S., Dawn G., Amanda L., & Cindy S., there's an upside to everything: fat people are much harder to kidnap.

- Related Wreckage: Does This Cake Make Me Look Fat?

It's a wonderful life

You can never have enough of "It's A Wonderful Life."








Gift & Home Today will return in January.

Spelling Airs

We all know that nearly all cake decorators misspell "congratulations" every day.

(Um, John? I don't think...)

This is obviously because they're either drunk or completely incompetent.

(Okay now, we're totally gonna get in trouble for that...)

Now you might be saying, "I thought all drunk and completely incompetent people were politicians?"

(Well, that's true.)

But you would be wrong!

(I would?)

Which brings us back to cake.

(Oh, good.)


See? Comgratation. Interestingly enough, there are close to 3,000 accepted spellings of "congradulationed" in the decorators' dictionary.

Occasionally, though, they do spell it goodly:

Like so. Of course, sometimes after successfully spelling a word the thrill goes to the baker's head. Thusly we get "Ternifer" - a hybrid creation of "Terrific" and the name of the person who ordered the cake, perhaps?

Here again the decorator got the "hard" word right:

Sure, the number's a bit, well, wrong...but hey, numbers are hard!


Wisites: n. [wi-SET-eez] Small, fuzzy mammals indigenous to Uganda prized for their venom, which is said to cure gout and certain types of restless leg syndrome.

See? No misspellings here!

Well, y'all have a grrr-reat day now. Oh, and decorators? Bottoms up!

Jessica E., Christy C., Dana S., & Jessica, watch out; I hear those wisites spit.


- Related Wreckage: The "Year" of the "Grad"

A trip to Thailand =)

Am back! Yeahh, isn't that obvious.
Here goes the trip, will try to remember every single details ;)

Slept at one in the morning after texting Adrian, Joyce and Rici.
Was pretty restless [I hate it when am restless!]
it doesn't make things any better when I knew I gotta wake up at four!!
I think I had only two and half hour of resting
Figures, no wonder I look like some sort of panda ghost these days
[my hair makes me look scary when I just woke up]
I overslept a lil and have to rush for a quick bath at four something
Wore my purple lens, dress up even tho its midnight
Bring along some extra pairs of earrings [I love earrings!]
Threw my phone into my bag
Shoves my toothbrush, sunscreen, sunglasses into my second bag as well
I only bought two bags kayy =)

Owh.
My.
Gawd.

The guy who drove us all [and some other three fellas who are friends, but each from different countries] to Thailand,
He is Absolutely. Definitely. Positively. A gorgeous Hunk!
When I first saw him, I dismissed him immediately thinking he's some average looking speaking-hokkien-Chinese guy. [hey it was dark!]
Apparently, I'm so.so.so WRONG!
He's Beautiful =D
Speaks so wonderfully as well!
and Duh, me and Ki went totally GAGA over him
Gawd. If all guys in Thai are gonna look somewhat similar like him
I think I'm gonna love it there ;)
Seriously, he should have had a Health Warning attached to him:
DANGER! THIS MAN WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MARBLES! BRAINS DISENGAGEMENT IS NOW IN PROGRESS!!
Well, a warning for girls anyways, and gays. Whatever.

Neeways, he reminds me of someone alot..
His features and his moves..
Gawd. I guess it's something to do with the Thai blood thingy.
On the journey to Thai. I try sleeping, and try keep myself from staring at
The Gorgeous Guy.

Which I didn't really succeed I must say. LOL.

Ahh. You know what's the best part of the vacation???
SHOPPING!! =D =D =D
and yesh, bargaining as well
My mum is swell at that, wonder how she did that
My dad and my two brothers, are bored when we girls walk around for hours just shopping, shopping, and shopping
So basically, the boys went around by themselves and tries all the food
and we girls, walk around to shop to the max =)
You gotta love a mum who knows how to bargain well LOL
and a dad who knows my favourite kind of food!!

So here's the thing about Thailand, and the people
They are good are bargaining as well
They are friendly =)
They are simply, way more religious than us. It's more obvious.
Their McDs and KFC are just different than ours!
I think I love the KFC there better
I totally suck at explaining details, I'll leave the rest unknown XD

When we left Thai, its not the same driver =(
Was hoping to see him again, he's just too gorgeous
other passengers in the van were creepy
There's four of them, and they keep staring at us
us as in me, Ki and Yeh.
We start talking in different accents, commenting loudly right behind them the whole trip xD
yet, they still stare, watching us
don't know what the hell they want from us
Thank gawd for my parents

So in the end of this trip
I bought two new dresses, and one white sunglasses which I've always wanted
Ki got two belts, two pants, two tops, and one bag.
Come to think of it, it's so unfair =(
I only got three stuff, but she got SEVEN!! Argh. I knew I shouldn't be so picky.
My brother bought two T-shirts.
And yesh, we girls pick em' out for him!
He hates shopping.
Meanwhile, my youngest brother goes on and on and on about some toys
[which my parents eventually bought it for him. I swear, he's the best at getting whatever he wants]
Kids. But hey. You gotta love em' when they are still cute!

Conclusion? I love my family.
Nothing can replace them.
Although there are sometimes, ugh.
LOL. Family, what to do??
You know what I mean =)



Planning some road trips when am older
Do remind me constantly about it
I do have a very short-term-memory for stuff like this
That's why my grades suck. Like hell.

It was my mum's birthday yesterday 28/12
Chocolate cake for her =)
and some presents!!


I think I've crap enough for now.
Thanks for reading my blog, in case you didn't know,
I love you for reading my blog.
[except for my stalker, but I highly doubt he knows anything about my blog]
Tee-hee!



P.S My dad told me, that we're mix with Thai too. It's in the blood. No wonder some of them start Babbling in Thai to me and my sis when they see us.

P.P.S It's Thiam Seng's and Atiqah's Birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HUGS!! XOXO


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie

Get In Mah Belly!!

My my my. This was certainly a labor of love, wouldn't you say?

Or...

When this baby sits around the cake stand, she really sits around the cake stand!

Or...

Forgive me if this seems disjointed (since I'm just shooting from the hip here), but methinks the baby shower cake has now officially gone belly up. Next time maybe we should avoid telling the baker to break a leg - eh, Geri B.?

- Related Wreckage: "Baby" Showers

Winter scene


From a winter past
Gift & Home Today will return in January.

A New Years Thought

Something to keep in mind this upcoming year... :)


Sunday Sweets: Charity Roundup

Today's Sweet comes from five cake decorators who made an extreme Christmas Tree cake for the Festival of Trees in Utah to benefit Primary Children's Medical Center. Since the cake was itself made to benefit a charity, I thought it would be a fitting way to wrap up our Charity Countdown.

As you can see, it's big. :)

Here are a few close-ups:

Love the train and wood-graining.


It's hard to believe that tiny tree trunk can hold up such a huge five-tiered cake!

Here are some details on the tree itself:


Candy!!

And finally, the fine bakers who made it:

That's Amelia Carbine of Frosted Fantasy Cakes, Dianne Holgate of Cakes by Dee-sign, Tara Churchill, Paula Ames of Cake Creations, and Lynn Winter of Sugar Bakers.

We finished our 14 days of giving on Christmas Eve (go here if you don't know what this is about), and I'm proud to say that together we gave a lot of money to some fantastic organizations! We haven't quite reached all of our goals, though, so if you haven't had the chance to give your dollar yet there's still time to donate!

Here are the current tallies:

Charity:Water - $12,869 raised online so far. Every $5K builds a well that serves 250 people in need of clean drinking water, so as of now 643 people will be helped thanks to your dollars! (Today is the last day to give, so let's see if we can't still reach our initial goal of $20K!)

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
- Sorry, we didn't set up a page to track these donations. But you know you gave, right? So that's all that matters.

Heifer International - $5,770 raised online so far. Again, that's over halfway to our $10K goal!

Child's Play
- since they also accept Paypal (and prefer it if the donation is more than $1), we don't have totals for Child's Play. On our First Giving page we've had $2,072 given - but again, the majority of us gave via Paypal.

Share Our Strength
- Initially featured on Day #2 of the Countdown, so a lot of you donated before we had a way of keeping a tally. (Had to switch to St. Jude because the site wouldn't accept $1 donations.) On our First Giving page now, though, we have $2,783.

Puffy Paws Kitty Haven - Another with two options to give, but we've talked to Rick & Chrissy and they reported well over $5,000 given through Paypal. So combined with the $5,186 on the FG page, that's over $10,000 - or enough to feed and house the cats for over 3 months, plus pay for the de-worming meds they needed. Thanks for helping meet some serious needs, guys!

Doctors Without Borders - $4,723 raised online so far - not quite halfway to our $10K goal.

Love 146 - $9,025 raised so far for our $10,000 goal. So close! Oh, and you must read this amazing post by founder Rob Morris on the impact your comments and dollars have had.

Habitat for Humanity - $2,090 raised so far of our $10K goal.

Operation Smile - $2,712. To put that in perspective, that's 12 kids who will now have reconstructive surgeries thanks to your generosity. If we hit our $10K goal, that would be 41 kids.

The Buckland Family Trust - The last time I spoke with Kristie, a close family friend, the Bucklands had received more than $14,000 dollars through Paypal. Awesome! Thank you for helping Amanda & her stepdaughter start to put the pieces of their lives back together.

Free the Slaves - $1,759 so far of our $10K goal. These are all great causes, guys - if you're catching up, please be sure to check them out.

To Write Love On Her Arms - $1,566 so far of our $10K goal.

Give Kids the World - $2,193 so far of our $10K goal.

Thanks again, guys!

The stockings were hung from the . . .


When you don't have a fireplace, you improvise, right?

Night is back!!

Night came back!! HuGS!
Now he is safe and sound as his home =)
Four babies are still there, healthy and alive!


Leaving for Thailand tomorrow around 5 in the morning?
Crap need to get up at four -.-'
There goes my beauty sleep!!
Im'ma pig. I know =D

Gotta go! I'm not done with packing yet
Buahahha.
I mish some certain people so much nowadays
Got soso addicted to them now ;)



P.S He's sucha Forbidden Fruit!

P.P.S I don't know what to do. =D


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie

Play 'Em Off, Drummer Boy

Preeeeesenting a sweet moment between Mr. & Mrs. Claus!

Oh, ick! What is going ON here? Hey, Drummer Boy! Could you play them off, please?



Uh. You're not the Drummer Boy.

"Nope. Sorry. But look! I'm on SALE! And if you like, I can play a little ditty on this here carrot-kazoo of a nose."

Yeeeah. Thanks, but no. Ok, let's move on to Santa's right-hand reindeer...

Jumping poo-streaked gingerbread, what is THIS? Drummer Boy, seriously, get in here and play this guy off.


[frantic whispering]

What? A substitute? Well, I guess, if that's all you've got...


What the...seriously? I ask for the little drummer boy, and you give me a "LiltLe Drum Set"? And how are two crossed matchsticks a drum set anyway?

[shaking head in disgust] Ug. Well, we have one more entry today...

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Yes, my friends, I'm afraid Zwarte Piet has reared his ugly, ugly head again this year. However, I think I've more than said my piece on him, so...

Drummer Boy? Are you finally ready? Oh, good. Please, proceed.


YeeAAAAaaaah! Haha! Embrace the irony.


If this post made no sense to you whatsoever, you might want to take a look at this. (Be aware some of the clips in that vid contain unfortunate accidents.) And if that still doesn't help, then I owe John five bucks.

Thanks to David G., Sara K., Adriana B., Kim R., Malorie M., & Sondra D., for snaring these awesome Wrecks.

Happy holidays

Happy holidays, from our home to yours.
Gift & Home Today

Warning!

Everything is F-ed up, straight from my heart
Tell me what do you do, when it all falls apart?


Sleepover was fun!
As usual ;)
I love home-made dinner [yummy!]
Watched Drag me to Hell
It's disgusting alright
Some of us wanna watch Exorcist again
but I don't want.
It freak the hell out of me, I couldn't sleep for nights.
Yes, yes. I get scared easily.
I'd scream every now and then unless I was hugging a pillow to cover up my screams =='


I love the Root Beer from A&W =P
The burger there sucks though =/
Saw Yir Fang, Chia Ting, and Ong Hong =)
Ohw yeah!! Joyce aka Green Monkey and her elder brother was there too xD
Don't she look gooood [grins] [grins] [grins]
Vern Ern was dating with her bf =)
and and
some guys =)


Omigosh I can't believe I forgot to mention this!!
I got four more Hamsters, and they are all Christmas Eves B
abies =)
But Night went missing..
[sighs] He's my favorite among all.

Atiqah suddenly shouted "HAWT GUY!!" at the mall today
Thank gawd that guy didn't know it was him
She wanted me and Ki to have a good look at him as he was walking past by real fast
she was listening to songs, that's why =='


Found white colour contact lens. Finally!
Not for me. For some monkey!! Ahahaha!




P.S What do you guys get for X-mas? ;)

P.P.S He should have had a Health Warning attached to him : Danger! This Man Will Make You Lose Your Marbles! Brains Disengagement Is Now In Progress!


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie

Make Today Marry

Marry who, you ask?

Why, marry Christmas, of course!


And going by this next cake, I'm guessing "Christmas" is a small plush snowman:

Although that giant smear of icing does make you wonder what it *used* to say.

Here they got "Merry" right, but....

(Correction: I meant to say "however." So stop looking at me like that.)

Here's an interesting one:

"Alue"?

[blink blink]

Yeah, I got nuthin'.


If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, then you know how important it is to get those writing and grammar skills ingrained at a young age.

Like so.

Now, it IS Christmas, so I'm afraid the big guy has to make an appearance:

And I am so, so sorry.

He does come bearing greetings, however.

Although if you misspell "Christmas," then he's going to go all stony faced.

Still, I can't think of a better harbinger of Christmas cheer than a really, really constipated Santa:

Dude. Nick, seriously, try a little coffee or something. I think you're about to put the "pop" in "apoplexy."


Well, happy Christmas, my dear Wreckies! Oh, and Krystle M., Michelle I., Jane K., Travis P., Sarah, Merideth S., Nils T., & Lisa H., also don't forget the importance of proper fiber intake. Just sayin'.

- Related Wreckage: In So Many Words

Merry Christmas


The staff of Gift & Home Today is taking some time off. We'll be back in 2010.

Christmas 40% off!

All Christmas 40% off! All the goody bags we've made up, stockings, candy... come grab some for those REALLY last minute gifts!
(excludes cellophane)

Yule Wonder

If you're like me, you may have seen cakes in your local bwreckery (<- New word! Booya!) that look a lot like logs. Yule logs, to be exact. And if you're like me, you may ask yourself, "Why do I always get the cart with the wonky wheel?" Which is a mystery. But you might also ask yourself, "Self, what is a Yule Log?" To which your Self might answer, "42" - at which point you should make a mental note to adjust any prescription meds you might be taking.

But, I digress.

Where was I?

Right. Yule logs!

Here comes one now:

I promised Jen this wouldn't be a knotty post! Ha! See, Jen? I can pun with the best of 'em.


Look! It's Santa riding a log!
Oh, that sort of sounds suggestive. Uh. Never mind.

Okay. Well how 'bout some other Yuley goodies?

Ahh. Das Yule Boot™.


The Yule Shotgun™©.


The Yule Corn-Nut Turd™©®Esq. MD. III.


And finally...The Last One.

'Nuff said.

So there you have it. The Majestic Yule Log. All warm and fuzzy? Good, good.

Thanks to Carrie F., Melissa B., Jenichan, Anna L., Shannon K., and Jessica S., who I'm sure know what the phrase "dropped a log" means, even if Jen doesn't.

Note: Yes, yes, we know what a Yule Log is. It's the First Fruits tree branch that was carved into a Menorah and given to the Baby Jesus at Winter Solstice. And I'm pretty sure there were Pilgrims involved too.

- Related Wreckage:

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It's the last day in our charity countdown! Woohoo! So today, what with it being Christmas Eve and all, we thought we'd end with a charity that helps promote the wonder of the season year-round for kids who need it most: Give Kids the World.

This organization provides children with life-threatening illnesses and their families truly magical experiences at the Give Kids The World Village, a 70-acre Orlando resort specifically designed for children with special needs. (This place is amazing, too - check out some of the photos!)

Click here to donate your dollar via our First Giving Campaign page.