May Visiting Teaching Gift

The words of the Prophets give us our own personal CD:

{Celestial Directions!}

We have compiled some  

wonderful quotes from the 

April General Conference,

slipped the card into a CD cover,

(inked the edges)

added some bright spring flowers,

maybe a button or two...

some chocolate,

And there you go!

A truly unique gift to give

to your sisters this month.

If you only splurge once in awhile

on a gift for them...

This is one month you won't want to miss.

 

Buy them in-store or online today!

Also, don't miss our Home Teaching Gifts!

Aren't you sick of making cookies for your husband??

Happy May!

Got this from Tumblr ;)

Do you love you ex?: We stayed as friends, so yeah. Its love, not in love.

What did you last cry over?: Frustrated about which diploma to go for.

What’s the last mistake you made?: I might be making one right now but it hasn't backfired yet =O

Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My mum

Who last slept in your bed?: Me and my sister =D We share a bed. No wait... I think my brother just now sneak into our room to take a nap -.-

Were you with them?: Nope.

Where do you want to be?: Touring like a superstar :D

Who do you want to be with?: Cameron Quiseng LOL LOL [slaps self]

Do you honestly love your friends?: Insanely yes.

Who can always make you happy?: My family, dogs, friends, and diary.

Who do you love to talk to the most?: My sister Sue Ki

Who hates you?: I'm not aware of anyone hating me at the moment.

Who do you hate?: I try not to hate =)

What are you doing right now?: Facebook, Blog, Twitter, Tumblr =)

What are you talents?: Piano, violin, writing, dancing :/

How often do you cry?: not much.

What did you do last night?: Watch The mummy 1999 with my brother :O

Would you ever go back out with an ex?: Don't think so? Not the right one for me.

Have you ever used a condom?: No.

Are you a virgin?: Yes.

Is your boyfriend/Girlfriend a virgin?: Single.

What’s the last movie you watched?: The Mummy!

Ever been in true love?: How am I supposed to know that?

Ever smoked?: Never

Done drugs?: Never

Gotten high?: Never

Ever gone running?: Never

Made-out?: Yes.

Rolled on the ground w/ the opposite sex?: We were acting so yeah xD

Bungie Jumped?: I want to try!

Sang Kareokee?: Yes, in my bathroom.

Been wet with your clothes on?: Yes.

Made fun of a fat person?: Yes =/

Laughed at someone?: Definitely :D

Looked at someone funny?: Yes.

Been touched by the same sex?: By accident? Yes -.-'

Favorite animal?: DOGS! [generally, I like all animals]

Least favorite animal?: None =)

Most missed Memory?: Acting for Little Nyonya

Spot The Hidden Mickey

Who's the center of the club
that's made for you and me?

M-I-C!

K-E-Y!

M...

Ohhh! MLT!*

Thanks to the amazing Sweet Designs Kitchen for having a sense of humor matched only by their talent. Wreck on, guys.

*So perky!

Large Teddy Bears Make the Perfect Gift

By Annie Jordens

Who wouldn't want to receive a big, fluffy stuffed bear from someone special? If you don't want one then I would probably say that you're missing out on some serious enjoyment. Every young girl (and big girls too) wants to receive a teddy bear of her own on special occasions like birthdays or Valentine's Day. The cuteness and comfort that these furry bears bring gives a feeling of joy and happiness that money can't buy. Large teddy bears are extra special simply because of their size.

Let's talk about history for just a moment. The original stuffed bear was invented in Germany and later got its name from the late United States president, Teddy Roosevelt. It became popular in the early 1900s where every kid in town wanted to own one for themselves. And even now, teddy bears are still popular and continue to sell like hotcakes. Teddy became every kid's companion and best friend. As the years go by, many of these kids become adults who still adore their first stuffed bear.

Even though there are lots of toys invented each and every year, the presence of these furry bears still remains. They still capture the hearts of young children. Even though children seem to prefer video games these days, the majority of them still want a bear.

One of the reasons you can rely on the lovable teddy bear to be the perfect gift is because it satisfies both the giver and the recipient. In fact, there couldn't be an easier gift to buy. You know it's going to be appreciated and likely kept on display in a prominent place by its new owner. But there is one problem - it may be difficult to choose which one you want to give!

Although the bears come from a variety of makers, you really can't go wrong and there are options at just about any price point. Even the bigger sizes are quite affordable although you can certainly spend a lot of money if you want to. But rest assured, there are stuffed bears to meet every budget and all of them are completely lovable.

So, whether it's a get well wish, birthday greeting, holiday or just because, there's not a girl in the world who won't love getting a teddy bear as a gift. And when you go with large teddy bears in particular, your gift demands attention and will not be forgotten.

Still not convinced that large teddy bears make the perfect gifts? Give it a try and see what happens. I'll bet the lovable, huggable teddy bear becomes your favorite stuffed animal too! Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Annie_Jordens

A Cinderella Story

With all the royal wedding coverage out there, a lot of us girls have been spending this week imagining our own Princess Diaries moment.

Now, I don't know about you guys, but mine goes a little something... like this...

[harpsichord dream sequence music plays]

First, there's a whirlwind romance with the dashing stranger who looks like a cross between Nathan Fillion and Kiefer Sutherland during his Three Musketeers days.

(Awww yeeeeah.)

Next, we sink straight into the Fire Swamp.

No, no, just kidding.

Next we play BioShock together until 2AM.

Later, after dressing up as Venkman and Staypuft for Halloween (I'm Venkman, of course), and confessing our undying love for one another, there's a painfully romantic proposal:

Performed in an inflatable kiddie pool.

"Jen," my dashing prince would say, "Will you be my own Princess Peach?"

To which I would respond, "Are you kidding? Do Vulcans need the Pon Farr?
"(But we are going to Disney for the honeymoon, right?)"

And, BAM! I'm a princess! Next thing you know, I'm living in a castle...

"And over here is your TARDIS closet. As you can see, it is much, MUCH bigger on the inside."

...and wearing pretty princess crowns...

(Modeled after crabby Space Invaders, apparently.)

...and pretty princess dresses...

("Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!")

...and riding my Princess Vespa around...

(Ok, technically this would be a Princess Harley.)

...and...and...wait. You know what? Other than the castle and crown stuff, I've already got my fairy tale ending, complete with BioShock playing, Princess Bride quoting, brownie baking prince. (Love you, Sweetie.)

So I guess I'll just end here by wishing all of you:

I like the short and fluffy ones, myself.

Thanks to today's dream team Debbie B., Anony M., Lisa V., Lisa P., Julia B., Vanessa C., & Stephanie S., who, for the record, never even knew fairies *had* tails.

Thank you Tasha ;)

Dear suzzay.
Your blog`s stuff have transfered to a new gmail account.
So,Everything is here and don`t worry it won`t fade away.
I have tried to copy these bloglinks that you`ve been
followed so,that I won`t mess up your V.I.T.(very important things)
Anyways,I did try to uploaded the blogger`s profile picture
for you but I failed.T.T

Blogs you`ve followed:

http://walaulee620.blogspot.com/
http://furzphoto.blogspot.com/
http://real-things-tet.blogspot.com/
http://hamada-stories.blogspot.com/
http://zickry-lame-jokes.blogspot.com/
http://sheroonee.blogspot.com/
http://allaboutmevanycia.blogspot.com/
http://www.sobry-monsta.co.cc/

Sorry,if it`s kinda long for you to wait.
Cause,I`m trying my best,thus my mom helps me out
too.@_@
So,here is your new blogspot in gmail account.
=)

*Note: You can delete the previous old blogspot

(The long email one.)

Love Tasha

D048* Korea style blue dress

Size : 2-4 years old

RM52

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Size : 2-3 years old

RM 55
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D046* Layer dress with cardigan

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A Royal Affair

Like all of you, I am simply in a TIZZY waiting to see the royal wedding tomorrow. Or, more accurately, the royal wedding cake.

I mean, think about it: this is the cake that must end all cakes. It has to outshine, outdo, and outhouse every dream of every girl who has ever dreamed of being a princess! [sigh]

Plus, just imagine the unbelievable stress the poor bakers must be under at this very moment. The agony! The suspense! The weighty sense of impending doom, should their one shot at world-wide glory, fame, and adoration fail! BWAHAHAHAAAA!

Er...I mean...

Wishing you the best of luck, guys!

So, what do you think it'll be? Something colorful?

Something modern?

(And...drippy?)

Of course, whatever it is, you know it'll have to be an upstanding specimen...

...with just the right emphasis on the fact that they live in a castle, and you don't:

Hey, maybe it'll be inspired by Kate's wedding dress!

Or maybe it'll just show the couple's deep love and affection for one another:

("Pardon me, your lordship, but would you care for a slice of chocolate thigh?"

"Ruddy good, yes! Tally ho! What what!*")

Well, whatever the outcome tomorrow, I'm sure so long as the bakers don't give the happy couple the cold shoulder, they'll be fine.

O.0

Must. Stop. Staring at. Shoulder hock.

Many thanks to wreckporters Christin S., Gary & Brittany J., Melissa B., Kelli B., Amy E., Anna K., and Lou for today's joint efforts.


*Yes, I know all British people do not sound like this. But the really cool ones do.


Note from john: For some reason, the comment section is acting all wonky today so if you don't have a Google account, you can't leave a comment. With any luck, the Google Overlords will fix the problem soon. Wreck On!

Happy Gardening

As you no I love my yard, working, as well as enjoying it.
Last Friday I was out side all day have a great time
sprucing up flowers, trees, transplanting, you name I was having a blast.
I worked all day !

I have a Salix caprea 'French Pink'(Pussy Willow )
well the information say's it is a small tree....WRONG mine is huge it was 2' tall in 2005 it is now about 10-12 ' tall
Back to my story I was trimming some unruly branches,I tried cutting a branch & it wouldn't cut, so I pushed a little harder on the cutters, & all of a sudden, the cutters came together, and hit both of my hands leaving on my left hand a huge bruise and lump, & on my right a big bruise & lump...
I have been unable to use my left hand until today almost a week later.

Yes I was a big baby & almost cried, I wanted to really bad,
but I was a big girl & didn't...:0)

I am sharing some photos of the massive trunks that this pussy willow has, keep in mind...I will still be doing yard work...But I think Ed will be doing the trimming from now on.



Be safe Happy Gardening !

Annual Wreckage Review

"Good season, bakers, good season! A lot of you showed up, some of you made some stuff, a few gave roughly 65%, and I'd say this Easter was our 'best' yet!

"Now, let's review how our new designs performed this year. Elmer? I believe you have some numbers for us?"

"Yes, thank you, sir. [starting slide show] First up, our 'Clown Face Bunny' here made a huge impression in the 3-7 age bracket...

"...but, unfortunately, most were screaming too incoherently for us to make much of their feedback.


"Next up, 'Dalek Face' seemed to garner a lot of attention from college students in particular:

"Plus at least one customer was spotted chasing his girlfriend yelling, 'EXTERMINATE,' so I'd call that a 'win.'"

"'Bunny brick,' however, went over like a ton of itself:

"I think next year we should add a tail."

"Our cross-over design for Passover, 'Rabbi Rabbit', also had mixed reviews:

"Something about an explosive head injury? I don't know. You guys see anything wrong here?"

"'Well, moving on, 'Ninja Bunny' made a killing, in a manner of speaking:

"So I'd say we made a good call on the throwing carrots."


"'Baby Bunny Cake' was also a hit...

"...er, with cats.
"Yes, I know it's strange, but we had several customers wander over from the pet aisle, and they told us their cats loved the feather accents. So that's a keeper right there."

"'Puddle o' Poo,' however, actually got a few complaints:

"It turns out our marketing team was wrong: people only like chocolate icing poo when it's featured on Cake Wrecks. To quote our Marketing lead Stacey, 'Our bad.'"

"And finally, our Simpsons tribute lamb may need to get chopped next year. (Heh. Aheh. Little joke for you there.)

"Ahem. Yes, it turns out, not everyone loves Moe the bartender. So next year Marketing suggests we try a Maggie model, with a sugar pacifier."

"It's gonna be awesome."

Thanks to our Wreckporter Review Committee Kay S., Meghann M, Leanne P., Beth P., Alicia F., Katie G., Caitlin T., & Julia S. See y'all next year!

Mom's Sippy Cup: A Mother's Day Gift For Young Moms

Young moms everywhere will love this wine goblet 'Mom's Sippy Cup' that is designed to hold her own special formula, whether that be wine or something else.

A few glasses of wine in this goblet will help her sleep like a baby!

And what a blast this wine goblet would be at the next family gathering or party!

This ceramic wine glass is a perfect gift idea for Mother’s Day or for mom any day of the year.

Happy Mother's Day!



Quick Links To More Mother's Day Gift Ideas:

Click here to order Mommy's Sippy Cup from Amazon
Hallmark Gifts For Mom 2011
Flirty Aprons For Mom 2011

Girls Night Out... An Invitation to YOU!

Paper View

Edible paper. Edible paper. EDIBLE PAPER!! Amaze your friends! Astound your coworkers! All you need is...EDIBLE PAPER!!!

(The following message is brought to you by the National Board of Edible Paper and Non-edible Babies.)

Hey there, baker! Lonely sheet cakes got ya down?

[defeated trombone slide]

No worries. Now you can turn this:

"Boo! That's so BORING and PHOTOLESS!"

...Into THIS!

"Wow! Is that paper? That you can EAT??"

Yes, it is! And now your bakery can make literally trillions of dollars with a little help from this fabulous product, known as...

EDIBLE PAPER!!!

With Edible Paper (and our conveniently included vehicle clip-art starter pack), you can...

Cut costs!

---What better, more cost effective way is there to celebrate a bride-to-be's journey than with...

...recreational vehicle clip-art?

With a few roses and a stick figure bride, this shower cake is ready to roll!

Save time!

---Why waste precious hours fumbling with piping bags when it takes only a second to hit "Print?"

And it's still just as meaningful.

It's EASY!

---No artistic talent? No problem!! Hearts are difficult to draw, but an edible hearse is just a keystroke away!

Death becomes it!

Yes, with Edible Paper, you are only limited by your Imagination*!

*Imagination clip-art packs sold separately.

Now, don't put away that "Eternal Rest" photo pack just yet; when a customer asks you to "just make it nice ," it's really your time to shine!

You can rest in peace knowing your customer is happy.

Do you love fried chicken? I mean, LOVE love it? But not so much that you want to eat anything that actually tastes like fried chicken? Then you're in luck!

It's finger lickin' great!

Edible Paper!
EDIBLE PAPER!
EDIBLE PAPER!!!

Edible Paper. Transforming your baby shower cakes from this...

Into this:

You're welcome.

Thanks to Susan H., Liana E., Nathan S., Dana H., Taryn, Kerry M., Adam D., Wendy M., Mollie B., who think these cakes look pretty tearable.

Passover These Wrecks

During the celebration of Passover, it's traditional for participants to avoid all types of leavening, like yeast. In fact, you could say this is one of the most important, key features of the entire celebration.

So maybe someone should tell these bakers.

Let's hope it ages well.

Now, before I start an Epcot here: yes, there *are* flour-less Passover cakes and pastries.

But I'm pretty sure this isn't one of them:

And if there's time, Google "Passover."

And then return that Wonders of the Pyramids gift book.

During Passover there is a special dinner called the Seder, which is used to recount the Exodus story and teach the younger generations. It is very Jewish. By which I mean, if you're *not* Jewish, or of the Jewish faith, then you're probably not celebrating the Seder. And, at least to my knowledge, there are no Buddhist Seders or New Age Seders or Ed Hardy Seders; Jews pretty much have a corner on the Seder market.

Why do I bring this up?

Well...

Yeeeah.

Hey, is this like wishing someone a "Merry Christian Lent"?

'Cuz I'm totally doing that now.

(Although, all things being equal, maybe I should write it on a chocolate bar.)

Thanks to today's Wreckporters Evelyn G., Amy K., & Alana M. for getting a rise out of these Wrecks.

Update from john: [rubbing temples] To those of you currently chilling in the Epcot Bunker™, yes, anyone can make a lovely Seder. Apparently there are [insert comment count here] non-Jews doing so.

It's still Jewish.

That is all.