Gimme a reason why ;)

Heh. Heh. Heh.
I'm off again!!
Going to Kelantan and Terrenganu for four days three nights =)
[Woots!! Hugs myself happily]

Will be leaving around 6 in the morning
I'll probably nap in the car peacefully =D
Oh oh! Can't wait to use my sunglasses again. ;)


Here's a group I joined in Facebook.

9 DEADLY WORDS USED BY A WOMAN [it should be, BY WOMEN]
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.


LOL MUCH!
I had to admit. It is partly true.
Not gonna tell you which one =)
Girls know. Ahahaha!

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories. Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, Hows the situation?
He was shocked nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, Its fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch.

=D


Yesterday, I accidentally cut my finger and hit my leg against the glass.
Yes I know I'm clumsy, thank you.
My leg was bleeding =)
Now another scar to add on, on my leg I mean.
Its sorta deep, oh well.

Me "See see!! Another scar to add on!! =D "
Ki "[looks at my leg scornfully] Yeah, well. I hope you enjoy it when it enters the seawater."
Me "[stares at Ki] wtfwtfwtfwtf"

What did I do,
to have her as my sister? =(
Not to mention,
I look so dumb beside her too. Sigh.
Love her still =)


P.S Pictures of you, pictures of me!

P.P.S I was laughing. Not at you. But at your face.


From: Darkling Lovecraft aka Suezie