I'll pause here to allow you time to grasp the magnitude of that statement.
[grasping magnitude]
Now, as every red-blooded, hot-dog-eating, slightly-balding American knows, nothing is more important to our national identity than the hat. From the traditional baseball cap...
I said, "the sexy fedora."
Now, where was I?
Oh, right.
Hats are a regular part of our lives. As such, we should cherish this regularity...
Oh, right.
Hats are a regular part of our lives. As such, we should cherish this regularity...
Hats are also a great way to celebrate certain festive occasions.
Like volcano eruptions:
Like volcano eruptions:
Hey Mary R., Ellen B., Tonya M., Bridget E., Lindsey, ML, Erin G., Lindsey M., and Jo., no lie: it took me three months to realize that thing is supposed to be a hard hat.
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