It's National Watermelon Day.
FINALLY.
And you know what that means, right?
Time to buy a cake.
FINALLY.
And you know what that means, right?
Time to buy a cake.
Do those look like minnows? Just a tad, Pole.
(No, I've never met anyone named "Pole" before, either. But - BUT - John is Polish. So...um...maybe I sometimes affectionately refer to him as "Pole," ok? You don't know. Look, bottom line: just WORK WITH THE PUN, people, ok? Work...with the pun.)
Erm. Wrong oil.
Or perhaps some exotic plant life:
Or, um, vampire ants?
(No, I've never met anyone named "Pole" before, either. But - BUT - John is Polish. So...um...maybe I sometimes affectionately refer to him as "Pole," ok? You don't know. Look, bottom line: just WORK WITH THE PUN, people, ok? Work...with the pun.)
So, how can YOU celebrate National Watermelon Day?
With healthy stuff, of course!
You know, like oil-soaked Cheetos:
With healthy stuff, of course!
You know, like oil-soaked Cheetos:
Erm. Wrong oil.
Or a traditional "ICU" Melon:
Or perhaps some exotic plant life:
Or, um, vampire ants?
Teresa, Emily B., Beth, Missy M., & Erica H., I think I'm going to need a "Beware Mortimor the Vampire Ant" t-shirt. Can any of you do something about that?
>:= <--That's my vampire ant emoticon. You like?
>:= <--That's my vampire ant emoticon. You like?
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