Here at the Beefy Toad, we host extensive aerobics classes to keep those frog legs moving...
...no matter how many there are.Your toad will be dizzy with excitement over our top-of-the-line equipment.
He'll really dig'em.The Beefy Toad offers personal trainers, too, so you're sure to get the most groans for your greenbacks!
"Ok! So! [clapping] We focus the first six months on arms, then we move on to legs!!"
"Wait. There's gym equipment here, too?"At the Beefy Toad Gym, we'll turn your puny pet...
...into a fabulously fit amphibian!
All in just a few short weeks!So hop your frog on over to our pad, before he croaks. Better hurry; time flies!
Hey, Keith R., Jacquie G., Meredith, Terri C., Marisa H., and Emily H., if you tell them Jeremiah sent you, you get your first visit free!
Congrats to our final give-away winners, carandavis, musikartlvr, Canadian Emily and ::miss m::, and also our Facebook winners, Alissa Kuizinas Carscallen & JayJay Stroup! Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for those of you who didn't win, you could always buy one of my two sizes of Cake Wrecks 2011 wall calendars currently in stores and online. [eyebrow waggle] There's a mini and a large, 52-week version that's pretty spiffy looking, if I do say so myself.
Also, don't forget that the book is a hardcover with more than 75% all-new content, and at $12.95 or less, it makes an excellent cheap gift. You should really stock up. [more eyebrow waggling]
Oh, and if you'd like your book personalized, I have bookplates available on our Stuff page.
This concludes my bi-annual bout of shameless self-promotion. My publisher and I thank you for your support. ;)
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Congrats to our final give-away winners, carandavis, musikartlvr, Canadian Emily and ::miss m::, and also our Facebook winners, Alissa Kuizinas Carscallen & JayJay Stroup! Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.
And for those of you who didn't win, you could always buy one of my two sizes of Cake Wrecks 2011 wall calendars currently in stores and online. [eyebrow waggle] There's a mini and a large, 52-week version that's pretty spiffy looking, if I do say so myself.
Also, don't forget that the book is a hardcover with more than 75% all-new content, and at $12.95 or less, it makes an excellent cheap gift. You should really stock up. [more eyebrow waggling]
Oh, and if you'd like your book personalized, I have bookplates available on our Stuff page.
This concludes my bi-annual bout of shameless self-promotion. My publisher and I thank you for your support. ;)
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