Friends, countrypersons, cake lovers.
Today I come to you on a matter of grave concern. (And no, I don't mean that one.)
You all know of my longstanding stance on that most unholy of creations; the cupcake cake. [patooie!] Well, friends, today I bring a new acronym upon which I must heap disdain and revile-attude of such revulsion that I actually had to make up a word just to describe it.
That acronym?
EPP.
And it stands for...
Edible Photo Printing.
DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!
BEHOLD!! THE EEEEVIL:
DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!
I don't even...DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!
Ok, you have GOT to be...DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!
Excuse me, are you done?
Sound guy: Um. Yeah.
'Cause I'll wait.
'Cause I'll wait.
Sound guy: No no, please. Continue.
You're sure.
Sound guy: Yeah, yeah, we're good!
[meaningful glare]
Sound guy: [innocent smile]
Alright. Now then, as I was say....
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!
Alright. Now then, as I was say....
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!
Thanks to Grace W., Dana W., (not related) Silvia C., Lara K., Kelli, and of course my favorite Wreckporter, Jo...
DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN!!!
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